youcanstalkmehere: i used to laugh at plankton because he’s married to a computer but now i am plankton Fact
After watching a scary movie.
sodamnrelatable: My friends: “Shit, that was so funny when the bitch came out of the closet!” Me: ”Stfu guys, she’s coming for us.. she’s fucking coming” via sodamnrelatable
How I introduce my pets to people
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