September 2012
youcanstalkmehere:
i used to laugh at plankton because he’s married to a computer but now i am plankton
Fact
After watching a scary movie.
sodamnrelatable:
My friends:
“Shit, that was so funny when the bitch came out of the closet!”
Me: ”Stfu guys, she’s coming for us.. she’s fucking coming”
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August 2012
How I introduce my pets to people
sodamnrelatable:
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